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Brainstorming mail groups, everybody has to say something in order. MUCH BETTER!

That time again. Nothing to do, no motivation to improve my life, buy some food, or write, just this particular form of self indulgent masturbation. Like fuck you give a damn about what I write hey? Al I do is go to an office job act obnoxious to Johnny Depp look-a-likes with facial hair problems and complain about wanting to do creative stuff right? Why don’t I get a life? Wel that’s one thing that fucks me off, I’ve bloody got one and I don’t need to go out and prove it by getting completely smashed in pubs and clubs every weekend/weekday. Just cos you want to kill your livers to show you’re alive I don’t goddamn have too. People who stay in can have lives too you know, usually more contemplative and productive ones too.  Social events are the single and only definition of being a good human. Living in the moment is alright except when you never step out and halve a look at what your doing, like when you realise you’re thirty and past it and because you never did anything else while you were young except complain about your job and get locking in a mortgage you’ll grow into some kind of freakazoid grey person with less life than a plastic fish. Never mind you’ll be stuck in forties, lost with out noticing mid life crisies because they’ll be a permanent condition. At this point you might have kids, give it up, god, you’ll probably see them go out and so resent it you’ll abuse em, lock em up, and they’ll have to party harder and die faster than you did because of your fucked up parenting. 

Or not, y’know? As the case may be. 

Maybe you’ll mature into parties and dope n’shit, discover the wonders of in-clique talking, like we all did back in school, which you were on the pill and out pulling. We mean while are searching for odd people to talk too, different people, different ideas and different views. You’re still listening to pop, well me, I’m search to find an extreme. To find the cutting edge of something. Mainstream should be taken outside, stripped naked, have it’s own shit thrown back at it, raped, forced into oral sex, forced to drink piss, mutilated, blinded, tougue cut out and shoved up its arse, then finally crucified, the bad way so it takes fucking ages to die. Then finally shot and it’s body force fed to the people who consumed it before hand. 
Then a new mainstream would come along, a big fuck off melting pot of everything in the world, not some stripped down, homogenised long song with the latest stylish producer backing it up. What pish. 
Okay, that was a rant. 
The truth hides is great. Asian Dub Foundation. Brill. Pukka. I would also like to line up all scousers behind Richard and Judy, in two rows, then give em all microphones, and we ran out, just shoot em. Then ask remaining scousers to talk into their microphone, and when their voice went over a certain octave, it would explode and kill them. Then Manks, they’d be drowned in all the piss they’d pulled swaggering out of their pants and done in a carlight lit alley. Bastards.  If their wasn’t piss enough, I’d cut off their hair, and garrott them with it. Worth a laugh. 
Also, people in the country who complain about poor services – FUCK YOU! If you want bloody shops go to a goddamn city, it ain’t the governments job to make shops for ya, that’s called communism. 
State school, and teachers, I’m make a clone of me, give it patience, temperarence and a vicious punishment module and remove it’s extended consciousness and then it could teach all the kids to think, fucking abolish classes for sure, give em all a computer, task to be completely by the end of the day and teachers to help when called. Then let the buggers get on with it. 
I’d make a bomb for men who still believe that women are inferior, that selectively kills the bastard, then cos they’re probably be about 2 million women to each man, make one that kills any woman with fucking stupid attitudes about getting amrried and staying at home. (Unless it’s to skive off your husband and raise your kids properly by teaching them at home, which is fine by me.) Also anyway one who sends their kids to a public/private school (Cos state schools are worst than the shit flys dump after feeding on shit all day) would not have to pay state school taxes, but instead donate ten percent of the school fees to a charity that was helping to educate kids in third world countries. Only fair wouldn’t you say? 
Also racist black and white people, forced to live as the other colour. Or in the case of black imperialism over their culture, then I’d bloody take away all appreciation of their goddamn culture and make them into geeks. Man, we let them be doctors and pofessors and academics and priets. God you’d think they’d let us rap without calling us wiggars. Fuck you is all I can say to that. Nevermind they bloody want all the white suburbanit males as their fans cos that’s where the money is. No exactly keepin’ it real hey? Thank god for eminem, someone white to listen too. 
<yawn> Oh I feel the need to feed my food machine. 
 
 

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